1 00:00:49,752 --> 00:00:53,286 - 29 pounds and forty 48. - Sorry? 2 00:00:54,874 --> 00:00:59,630 - 29 pounds and forty 48. - Did you sue 'em? 3 00:00:59,824 --> 00:01:01,472 - Who? - The charm school. 4 00:01:10,567 --> 00:01:11,922 Miserable little cow! 5 00:01:12,107 --> 00:01:16,757 Yeah, right, we won't come here again. In future we'll take our custom down to Patel's Multi-Mart. 6 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,734 They might be a bit dearer but at least they smile when they take yer money... 7 00:01:22,306 --> 00:01:23,942 Rodney, what's is the matter with you? 8 00:01:24,166 --> 00:01:28,563 It's him innit! Whacked me straight in the shins with that shopping trolley. 9 00:01:29,182 --> 00:01:31,414 I couldn't help it! That trolley had a mind of its own. 10 00:01:31,943 --> 00:01:35,517 Oh, what are you saying, it was intellectually superior to you, is that it? 11 00:01:35,739 --> 00:01:40,108 - Don't get sarky Rodney, it don't become yer! - Well, a broken leg don't become... 12 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:42,916 Alright you two, tuck it in, will ya. 13 00:01:43,794 --> 00:01:48,582 Excuse me, one moment Gentlemen. Tom Clark, Topbuy Superstores. 14 00:01:49,119 --> 00:01:51,372 I wonder if I could have five minutes of your time please? 15 00:01:51,556 --> 00:01:53,899 Certainly Tom. Why what's up then? 16 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:57,096 If you'd like to accompany me to the manager's office I'll explain there. 17 00:01:57,295 --> 00:01:59,168 Here, just a minute - what is your g...? 18 00:02:05,570 --> 00:02:06,924 Oh yes. 19 00:02:07,323 --> 00:02:12,141 - Can I help you with any of the shopping? - Oh thanks a lot. Lead on MacDougal! 20 00:02:21,326 --> 00:02:26,488 But Valerie...darling, listen to me for a moment! Why do you want to buy a brand-new car? 21 00:02:27,173 --> 00:02:28,012 Alright ta. 22 00:02:28,269 --> 00:02:31,516 Look, I'm sorry I snapped at you back there, but I'm trying to give up smoking you see... 23 00:02:31,700 --> 00:02:35,149 That's alright son, forget it. Er, I wonder which one of us it is? 24 00:02:35,467 --> 00:02:36,166 What d'you mean? 25 00:02:36,377 --> 00:02:39,168 Well, there can only be one millionth customer can't there! 26 00:02:39,357 --> 00:02:41,647 Yeah, well it's got to be me innit, 'cos I paid for it all didn't I? 27 00:02:42,526 --> 00:02:45,712 - Yeah, but I gave you my housekeeping! - And I gave you half my pension! 28 00:02:45,925 --> 00:02:49,684 - Alright, alright, don't go on about it! - Del, we'll share the money fairly! 29 00:02:49,877 --> 00:02:52,803 - Alright, leave it to me, Rodney. - No, we'll share it fairly! 30 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:59,652 Look I can't talk now, somebody's come into the office! No, I'm not quite sure what time I'll be home darling. 31 00:03:00,070 --> 00:03:04,388 You're not cooking anything special are you? Entrecote Rioja... 32 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:09,278 Yes, my favourite! I'll give you a call just before I leave. Bye. 33 00:03:10,435 --> 00:03:12,074 - The wife! - Whose? 34 00:03:15,373 --> 00:03:16,976 Well Tom. So, what's it all about? 35 00:03:17,201 --> 00:03:19,304 I stopped these gentlemen as they were leaving the store sir, 36 00:03:19,483 --> 00:03:22,536 because I have reason to believe they have some stolen items in their possession! 37 00:03:24,618 --> 00:03:26,986 - Dear, dear, dear! - Stolen items?? 38 00:03:27,147 --> 00:03:29,305 - What are you on about?? - We paid for these groceries!! 39 00:03:29,485 --> 00:03:31,175 That's right, twenty nine pounds and forty eight pence. 40 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:35,453 - Ask the girl at the checkout! - They came quietly sir, usually a sign of guilt! 41 00:03:35,657 --> 00:03:38,154 Of course we did, because we thought we'd won the prize didn't we? 42 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:42,544 - Alright Tom leave it with me ...and well done. - Thank you sir. 43 00:03:49,242 --> 00:03:50,659 Come on, come on, let's go, let's go. 44 00:03:50,918 --> 00:03:54,597 Gentlemen, if I press this button, security will be waiting for you outside the door. 45 00:03:57,438 --> 00:04:00,771 And it might appear to the magistrate that you were trying to evade arrest! 46 00:04:01,599 --> 00:04:04,684 Now wait a minute. Look, we paid for all these goods � and we've got a bill to prove it! 47 00:04:04,843 --> 00:04:07,683 - Ah yes, and we've got a bill to prove it! - Show him the bill Rodney! 48 00:04:08,100 --> 00:04:09,757 - What? - The bill! 49 00:04:10,443 --> 00:04:12,660 - I ain't got it! - Well of course you must. One of you must have! 50 00:04:12,816 --> 00:04:16,026 - Don't look at me I never even saw it! - Yes you did, because I paid for it, don't you remember... 51 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:19,348 She took it out the till. Actually we haven't got the bill! 52 00:04:19,844 --> 00:04:20,867 What a shame. 53 00:04:21,342 --> 00:04:25,297 Gentlemen, there are two ways of handling this unfortunate situation. 54 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:30,064 One; we can remain here in the office and discuss it like civilized people, or two; 55 00:04:30,626 --> 00:04:37,074 I can call the police! Why don't you talk it over amongst yourselves while I carry on with this. 56 00:04:39,802 --> 00:04:42,045 There must be some way of proving we paid for all this! 57 00:04:42,368 --> 00:04:46,243 There most probably is Albert, but what happens if the Old Bill starts asking questions 58 00:04:46,418 --> 00:04:50,000 - �about all my gear and Rodney's watch?? - Yeah I s'pose you're right. 59 00:04:51,270 --> 00:04:52,666 You mean my watch is knocked off? 60 00:04:57,072 --> 00:05:00,481 Listen, it's alright, it's not up to us to prove our innocence, right. 61 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:01,874 It's up to them to prove our guilt. 62 00:05:02,053 --> 00:05:05,733 So, all we've got to do is say nothing at all. Right. Just keep schtum! 63 00:05:06,204 --> 00:05:07,936 We'll be out of here in ten minutes flat, alright. 64 00:05:22,211 --> 00:05:25,891 Hello there, how are you? I'm very well thank you. 65 00:05:26,274 --> 00:05:29,672 Lovely weather for this time of year, isn't it? Yes it is, yes. 66 00:05:31,574 --> 00:05:33,973 'Some enchanted evening.' 67 00:05:41,565 --> 00:05:47,788 Allow me. That's very reasonable isn't it? I think I'll have two. 68 00:05:51,019 --> 00:05:52,383 You take care now. 69 00:06:25,031 --> 00:06:30,623 - Mr Clarke! - It's alright Sheila, I've seen him, leave it to me. 70 00:06:41,481 --> 00:06:45,986 - 20 Rothmans and a box of matches, please love. - That's one pound forty six please. 71 00:06:46,617 --> 00:06:49,098 Put it on my account! You take care now. 72 00:06:50,904 --> 00:06:52,442 You come back here with that stuff! 73 00:06:55,678 --> 00:06:58,374 Alright son, this is the end of your fun and games! 74 00:06:58,675 --> 00:07:01,156 What have I done?? Oh no? 75 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:04,355 Don't tell me, I haven't paid for these have I? 76 00:07:04,567 --> 00:07:07,681 Haven't paid for? Get back in there, you're nicked! 77 00:07:07,889 --> 00:07:11,641 No, no, I have this problem you se, memory blanks! 78 00:07:11,855 --> 00:07:13,228 Get in there! 79 00:07:15,338 --> 00:07:17,887 Listen to me man. The other day I went into Woolworths. 80 00:07:18,129 --> 00:07:20,388 When I got home I had a pair of binoculars, 81 00:07:20,603 --> 00:07:26,160 12 packets of Strepsils and a roof rack for a Cortina and I didn't know!! 82 00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:28,614 Yes, tell that to the manager, you're going up to the office. 83 00:07:28,832 --> 00:07:31,906 Please man. I'll go away for this. Look, I've only just come out! 84 00:07:32,094 --> 00:07:34,361 You should have thought of that before-hand! Come on, up to the office. 85 00:07:34,531 --> 00:07:38,081 Please man, don't take me up to the office. Give me a break will yer?? 86 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:40,692 I'll give you a break if you keep on! Come on. 87 00:07:41,009 --> 00:07:43,006 Look, please don't take me up to the office! 88 00:07:52,753 --> 00:07:56,432 That's a very nasty habit you got there you know. You can lose your teeth doing that. 89 00:07:58,111 --> 00:07:59,206 How would you know that? 90 00:07:59,390 --> 00:08:02,295 'Cos I'm gonna run my fist right down your throat if you don't pack it in!! 91 00:08:04,924 --> 00:08:06,921 Well Rodney, he's giving me the right hump he really is. 92 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:08,942 Don't take me to the office! 93 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,058 Here's another one for you. 94 00:08:13,373 --> 00:08:16,994 - Open up the safe! - Alright son, now take it easy! 95 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:20,602 Who are they? 96 00:08:20,894 --> 00:08:22,775 Er, they, they're here on suspicion of shoplifting. 97 00:08:23,022 --> 00:08:24,269 Move. 98 00:08:29,482 --> 00:08:31,032 Ain't I seen you somewhere before? 99 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:34,185 No, no, no. I ain't been anywhere before, have I Rodney, eh? 100 00:08:35,244 --> 00:08:37,897 No, no. He's stays at home all the time. 101 00:08:39,207 --> 00:08:41,494 - Go on, open up the safe. - Yes, of course! 102 00:08:43,984 --> 00:08:50,233 - I'm a right villain I am! A real hard nut! - Yes triffic! Yes. 103 00:08:51,249 --> 00:08:54,766 - Hey, what's with the hands in the air? - Well you've got a gun in your other hand, haven't you noticed? 104 00:08:55,031 --> 00:09:00,013 Come on, let's not be formal, put 'em down. D'you know the secret of my success? 105 00:09:00,689 --> 00:09:09,310 Planning! No detail is left unturned, no stone unchecked. I plan everything down to the last second! 106 00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:13,853 Excuse me, I'm terribly sorry but I can't open the safe! 107 00:09:14,293 --> 00:09:15,432 What's he say to me?? 108 00:09:15,699 --> 00:09:19,079 Come on now, don't be a prat sir! Open the safe for the nice man. 109 00:09:20,004 --> 00:09:23,409 I can't open it, the combination won't work! What's the time? 110 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:27,200 - It's about twenty past five. - No, it's quarter past six. 111 00:09:27,595 --> 00:09:34,287 Bloody watch, it's always going wrong! Me mum only bought it for me a month ago down the market! 112 00:09:37,565 --> 00:09:42,237 I didn't realise it was that late! I won't be able to open the safe. 113 00:09:42,736 --> 00:09:46,129 You see, it's fitted with a time-lock which comes into operation at 6 o' clock. 114 00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:47,208 Is this true?? 115 00:09:47,483 --> 00:09:49,687 Yeah, I'm sorry son, you're 15 minutes late! 116 00:09:50,699 --> 00:09:54,749 Bloody watch!! So when does it switch off? 117 00:09:55,543 --> 00:09:57,047 Tomorrow at 8am! 118 00:09:58,250 --> 00:10:03,880 Oh great! Well thank you very much! So what am I supposed to do now? 119 00:10:04,423 --> 00:10:06,439 Can't you come back first thing in the morning? 120 00:10:07,359 --> 00:10:12,253 No I can't - I have got other things to do you know! 121 00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:18,879 Oh well, I suppose there's nothing else for it! 122 00:10:22,941 --> 00:10:24,292 We'll have to wait! 123 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:29,330 Wait? What are you talking about. Well that's 14 hours!! 124 00:10:29,688 --> 00:10:34,914 Look, I don't wanna stay in here any more than what you do! But have you any idea how much is in that safe? 125 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:39,686 - About sixty grand! - You're kidding. 126 00:10:41,663 --> 00:10:44,263 I'm afraid not, Friday is our busiest day. 127 00:10:46,032 --> 00:10:56,727 See planning! Let's all settle down now. It's only 14 hours, it'll soon go. Sit down!! 128 00:11:02,815 --> 00:11:06,507 And I had a date tonight too, with that croupier bird from the 1-11 Club. 129 00:11:07,661 --> 00:11:11,589 Charming sort. She's well spoken, cordon blue cook and does the business! 130 00:11:13,810 --> 00:11:15,678 It could be months before I have another crack at her! 131 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,431 Yeah, I am well choked for you, ain't I. 132 00:11:35,201 --> 00:11:36,512 Got any cigars on you? 133 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,693 No, no, I smoked me last one about an hour ago. 134 00:11:39,528 --> 00:11:42,223 Anyway this'll help you to pack it up, won't it, eh? 135 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:45,859 Oh yeah, a gun at yer head's just the sort of incentive you need innit! 136 00:11:48,990 --> 00:11:55,268 He ain't gonna hurt no one! He's just a kid tryin' to get some money. He's more frightened than us. 137 00:11:55,765 --> 00:11:57,393 Aah bless him! 138 00:12:04,142 --> 00:12:05,799 Are you still there son? 139 00:12:06,997 --> 00:12:08,933 Yeah, what d'you want? 140 00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:12,574 Just wondering about if we can have some lights on. You know, see what we was up to, know what I mean. 141 00:12:14,289 --> 00:12:18,692 - But passers-by might see the light! - No, no, not if you pull the blinds, right? 142 00:12:21,153 --> 00:12:26,000 - Okay, I want you to do exactly as I say. - Anything you say son, you're the boss. 143 00:12:26,265 --> 00:12:29,531 I want you to switch that light on then pull them blinds down. 144 00:12:29,972 --> 00:12:35,534 No, no, hang on. What you want to do is pull down the blind then switch on the light! 145 00:12:36,094 --> 00:12:40,863 Oh yeah, thanks. Right, I want you to pull them blinds then... 146 00:12:41,055 --> 00:12:43,112 Yes, yeah I think I've got it! 147 00:12:55,831 --> 00:12:57,614 D'you know what the police have nicknamed me? 148 00:12:59,059 --> 00:13:01,165 I've got a shrewd idea, but no, go on! 149 00:13:02,537 --> 00:13:04,013 I'm known as The Shadow! 150 00:13:04,562 --> 00:13:10,569 Because I'm fast and fleeting, I come and I go and no-one knows! 151 00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:14,548 Come and go do you? It's gonna take you 14 bleedin' hours to come and go in here! 152 00:13:15,539 --> 00:13:17,852 I've known epidemics come and go quicker than you! 153 00:13:18,174 --> 00:13:20,658 I didn't know that safe was on a time lock. 154 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:27,886 No, I'm a man of mystery me! A master of disguises - the man with the thousand faces! 155 00:13:28,455 --> 00:13:30,262 Do you remember the Scarlet Pimpernel? 156 00:13:31,633 --> 00:13:33,107 That weren't you was it? 157 00:13:35,656 --> 00:13:38,134 No, but I'm like him! 158 00:13:39,413 --> 00:13:45,735 They seek him here, they seek him there, those policemen seek him everywhere. 159 00:13:46,279 --> 00:13:52,778 Is he in Heaven, or is he in Hell, that damned elusive Sh-a-dow! 160 00:13:58,573 --> 00:14:01,036 It's very good, very very good there. 161 00:14:01,983 --> 00:14:03,944 So the police are looking for The Shadow then, are they? 162 00:14:04,658 --> 00:14:05,645 They'll never catch him! 163 00:14:05,850 --> 00:14:08,480 No, no, but I Hank Marvin's had a few tugs though! 164 00:14:12,328 --> 00:14:14,747 - What's that?? - It's the phone. 165 00:14:14,912 --> 00:14:17,192 I know it's the phone! I ain't stupid! I mean who is it?? 166 00:14:17,759 --> 00:14:20,370 Well it's a little difficult to tell at this stage! 167 00:14:22,621 --> 00:14:25,002 You'd better let him answer it son, it might be his wife. 168 00:14:25,405 --> 00:14:27,566 Oh yeah, she's got entrecote rioja. 169 00:14:29,397 --> 00:14:33,723 Oh I'm sorry to hear that! Well go'n then, find out how she is. 170 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:35,505 Yes! Peterson? 171 00:14:36,821 --> 00:14:38,727 It's security, they're about to shut up... 172 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,879 Yes, you can switch the alarm system on. 173 00:14:42,107 --> 00:14:44,768 Oi, oi, oi, I'm the Head of Security! 174 00:14:46,034 --> 00:14:48,638 You can switch the alarm system on, yes! 175 00:14:50,387 --> 00:14:52,285 There you are you see, everything's alright now. 176 00:14:52,753 --> 00:14:56,469 Yeah? You don't mind if I double-check do ya? 177 00:14:57,487 --> 00:15:02,649 He's becoming more nervous and agitated! They're the danger signs in a situation like this! 178 00:15:03,261 --> 00:15:08,488 I've told you, he'll be alright, he'll be good as gold as long as we don't upset him! He's just a kid. 179 00:15:08,855 --> 00:15:13,479 That's what makes him dangerous! A nervous kid, hair trigger! 180 00:15:13,719 --> 00:15:18,340 - Put 'em together... - You're a cheerful old bark ain't yer? 181 00:15:20,526 --> 00:15:23,034 One of us has got to create a distraction! 182 00:15:23,663 --> 00:15:26,721 So that the other two can grapple with him and disarm him! 183 00:15:27,201 --> 00:15:28,393 What are you whispering about? 184 00:15:28,573 --> 00:15:31,376 It's alright son, nothing, alright, alright, no problem. 185 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:34,633 Do you mind if I stand up a bit and walk around? 186 00:15:34,816 --> 00:15:37,672 - Why? - I've got a bit of cramp in me leg. 187 00:15:38,893 --> 00:15:42,227 Go on then. No sudden movements though! 188 00:15:42,638 --> 00:15:44,592 Sudden movements, him!? 189 00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:48,649 The closest he gets to a sudden movements when he wipes the cobwebs off his head! 190 00:15:57,702 --> 00:15:58,955 That's better! 191 00:16:41,432 --> 00:16:43,325 You got any tobacco on you? 192 00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:07,252 - What's that noise? - Weren't me! 193 00:17:09,682 --> 00:17:12,714 - It's the staff arriving. - What time d'you open? 194 00:17:13,201 --> 00:17:14,782 8.30. 195 00:17:15,015 --> 00:17:19,839 We've been here 13 an 'alf hours! Don't time fly when you're in good company. 196 00:17:21,154 --> 00:17:22,676 Only 'alf hour to go and it'll all be over. 197 00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:26,502 The old Shadow's looking pretty knackered ain't he, eh? 198 00:17:27,653 --> 00:17:32,631 With proper training you can condition your body to do without sleep. I learnt that out in Kenya. 199 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,194 What, you got a branch out there then? 200 00:17:35,957 --> 00:17:38,463 No, no! When I was younger I did a bit of traveling. 201 00:17:38,847 --> 00:17:41,139 I ended up doing five years with the Kenyan Police Force. 202 00:17:41,637 --> 00:17:43,645 I was out there during the trouble with the Mau Mau. 203 00:17:43,861 --> 00:17:45,459 He's too young to know what that means. 204 00:17:45,657 --> 00:17:48,538 He most probably thinks the Mau Mau is the African Post Office! 205 00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:52,063 We did modern history at school, didn't we, mouthy? 206 00:17:52,954 --> 00:17:55,621 Judging by all them ribbons you must have seen a bit of action Albert? 207 00:17:55,837 --> 00:17:58,678 Yeah. I was in the Navy, Royal and Merchant. 208 00:17:59,543 --> 00:18:04,168 I've seen things that would make yer teeth itch! But I never talk about them 209 00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:12,079 Sharks! Don't talk to me about sharks! I've seen 'em 50 foot long! Monsters they were! 210 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:15,331 Yeah, he thinks that Jaws was a stickleback! 211 00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:22,436 What the bloody hell d'you think you're playing at??? 212 00:18:22,771 --> 00:18:24,684 - Rodney... - Rodney - come back here and sit down son! 213 00:18:25,164 --> 00:18:27,217 Don't do anything rash son, it ain't worth it! 214 00:18:27,431 --> 00:18:29,174 For God's sake there's only 30 minutes to go!! 215 00:18:51,971 --> 00:18:54,489 You plonker!! 216 00:18:56,355 --> 00:19:00,251 - What you doing?? - Nothing! I just fancied a fag that's all! 217 00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:05,010 Well why didn't you ask me? There's no need to steal! 218 00:19:07,526 --> 00:19:08,683 No, sorry! 219 00:19:10,328 --> 00:19:12,268 - What was that?? - It's the staff arriving. 220 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,975 They start early don't they? Quarter past four! 221 00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:16,791 It's half past seven! 222 00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:25,227 Bloody watch! So, only 'alf an hour to go! 223 00:19:26,551 --> 00:19:29,550 It's sad really. We might never meet again. 224 00:19:30,317 --> 00:19:32,444 We could always hold a reunion next year, if you like. 225 00:19:35,302 --> 00:19:37,557 I remember who you are now! 226 00:19:38,324 --> 00:19:41,669 No, no. It's alright son - you can have a full rebate, no problems, alright. 227 00:19:42,343 --> 00:19:46,684 You're er...oh what is it? No, don't tell me! Tel. 228 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:52,417 Del Trotter! Right? Don't you recognise me? 229 00:19:53,241 --> 00:19:55,365 Well you're a master of disguise ain't yer! 230 00:19:56,205 --> 00:20:00,380 D'you remember Roseanna Gilbey? West Indian lady, lives down Cutler Road... 231 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:05,202 Years ago you used to come round on the weekly and that, selling shoes Del. 232 00:20:05,692 --> 00:20:12,045 - Yes I remember, and that was you?? - Don't you remember her little boy? 233 00:20:14,073 --> 00:20:18,831 - No, no. You're not little...Lennox! - That's right! It's me - Lennox Gilbey! 234 00:20:19,047 --> 00:20:23,029 Lennox Gilbey. I don't believe it! Stone me. 235 00:20:23,217 --> 00:20:28,219 Last time I saw you, you was about that high! Cor dear, doesn't time fly, eh? 236 00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:34,314 - So what you doing with yourself now? - Oh well, I'm on the dole Del. 237 00:20:34,597 --> 00:20:35,894 Oh yeah, how's your mum? 238 00:20:36,118 --> 00:20:38,497 She's alright, suffers from her feet a bit, but... 239 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:42,862 Yeah, well, but she would. Wait a minute, hang about. I remember your mum. 240 00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:46,670 I remember - very straight lady, proud, church goer and all that! 241 00:20:47,577 --> 00:20:50,061 Yeah, she won't know nothing about this Del. 242 00:20:50,308 --> 00:20:54,096 Oh no. So how you gonna explain say sixty thousand pounds then, eh? 243 00:20:54,473 --> 00:20:56,567 Christmas bonus from the Job Centre? 244 00:20:57,546 --> 00:21:00,416 Listen Lennox, there are millions of people out there in the same boat as you! 245 00:21:00,605 --> 00:21:01,995 But they don't go round robbing everyone! 246 00:21:02,233 --> 00:21:04,257 Look I haven't had a job right in six years! 247 00:21:04,738 --> 00:21:07,849 - Well nor has Rodney! - I've got no future! 248 00:21:08,253 --> 00:21:09,937 Nor has Rodney! 249 00:21:10,823 --> 00:21:13,276 Look I haven't done a day's work since I left school Del. 250 00:21:14,349 --> 00:21:16,161 It's a tough old world Lennox, 251 00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:21,031 Tough world but it doesn't give you the right to go round pointing guns at people! 252 00:21:21,221 --> 00:21:22,984 That thing's gonna put you in prison! 253 00:21:23,395 --> 00:21:24,831 No, I'm too shrewd! 254 00:21:25,038 --> 00:21:27,224 Oh shrewd, you? Shrewd are you? Very shrewd. 255 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,356 An hour ago you were The Shadow right, man of mystery. 256 00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:34,212 Now we know your name, your address and your mum's shoe size! 257 00:21:35,759 --> 00:21:41,682 Come on Lennox, give it up now before it's too late, eh? That gun doesn't suit you! 258 00:21:42,585 --> 00:21:44,575 In 20 minutes Del I'll be rich! 259 00:21:44,808 --> 00:21:48,589 And in 30 minutes you're gonna be banged up! I'll tell you what shall I? 260 00:21:49,118 --> 00:21:54,177 Just review the situation for a second. All the staff have arrived, right. 261 00:21:55,044 --> 00:21:57,918 They're starting to work out there. And you�ve gotta walk through 'em, haven't ya? 262 00:21:58,374 --> 00:22:03,665 They're all out there - shelf-packers, the porters, the cleaners, the security people. 263 00:22:04,809 --> 00:22:06,677 The shop doesn't open till half past eight, right. 264 00:22:07,070 --> 00:22:12,827 In order for you to get out, you've gotta go up, ask one of them to get the keys to let you out! 265 00:22:13,046 --> 00:22:17,358 Before you can say 'police sniper' there'll be more lead flying about than a fight in a scrap yard! 266 00:22:18,417 --> 00:22:20,070 You'd never reach your getaway car. 267 00:22:21,056 --> 00:22:24,572 Get-away car! I knew there was something... 268 00:22:27,077 --> 00:22:30,910 Here look Del, I didn't wanna go through with this, alright. I just got... 269 00:22:31,206 --> 00:22:32,371 I just got a bit desperate! 270 00:22:32,770 --> 00:22:34,684 It's alright, it's alright. I know son, I know alright. 271 00:22:35,065 --> 00:22:37,197 And the police didn't really nickname me The Shadow! 272 00:22:37,897 --> 00:22:41,616 I'm not known by the police! I've never done anything like this before! 273 00:22:42,838 --> 00:22:44,781 Look, now listen to me, listen, 274 00:22:45,603 --> 00:22:50,875 Come on, you give it up before it's too late! I'll tell you what I'll do, 275 00:22:51,229 --> 00:22:54,480 I'll come down the court with ya, and speak for ya. 276 00:22:56,093 --> 00:22:58,471 - You said it would be easy!! - Shut up you fool!! 277 00:22:58,834 --> 00:23:03,750 - I've been set up for this Del! - You? You and Lennox? 278 00:23:03,947 --> 00:23:05,567 He said I'd just walk out with the money! 279 00:23:05,755 --> 00:23:07,913 And you could have if you'd been here at five o�clock as arranged!! 280 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:11,416 That's it, innit. Of course - it's been worrying me all night this has. 281 00:23:11,653 --> 00:23:15,208 I mean to say, how did Lennox know so much about this place? 282 00:23:15,401 --> 00:23:18,587 How did he know there was all that money here in the safe, and where it was? 283 00:23:18,874 --> 00:23:21,585 You must believe me, I didn't do it purely for the money! 284 00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:23,186 What d'you do it for then? 285 00:23:24,075 --> 00:23:28,908 ...Well alright, I did it for the money! But it was simply to pay off my debts! 286 00:23:29,724 --> 00:23:32,687 You see I have a wife whose hobby is spending! 287 00:23:33,643 --> 00:23:39,512 Twelve thousand pounds for a solarium, fifteen thousand pounds for a swimming pool 288 00:23:39,978 --> 00:23:45,664 and now she's got the estimates on a marble-tiled gazebo! God, we only live in a semi! 289 00:23:47,758 --> 00:23:50,545 Couldn't you seek professional help? 290 00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:53,700 - You mean a psychiatrist? - No, I mean a hit-man. 291 00:23:54,993 --> 00:23:57,834 No, I couldn't afford it! This seemed the only way out. 292 00:23:58,239 --> 00:23:59,686 But how did you two ever meet? 293 00:24:00,185 --> 00:24:02,999 I mean, I can't imagine Lennox at the young Tories ball, 294 00:24:03,198 --> 00:24:05,987 and well you wouldn't go down a bomb at the Ram Jam Club, would yer? 295 00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:08,725 Lennox came here last year looking for a job. 296 00:24:09,209 --> 00:24:11,945 Then we bumped into each other a couple of months ago in court. 297 00:24:12,171 --> 00:24:15,635 I'd been summonsed for failure to maintain the repayments on a hire purchase agreement 298 00:24:15,815 --> 00:24:18,373 that had been signed by my wife, the fat greedy cow. 299 00:24:19,483 --> 00:24:21,781 I was there on an attempted wounding case. 300 00:24:22,147 --> 00:24:24,383 Oh, I weren't the accused Del, I was the victim! 301 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:29,534 Anyway, me and Mr Peterson got chatting and the whole thing started from there. 302 00:24:29,906 --> 00:24:31,409 Did he supply you with the gun? 303 00:24:32,833 --> 00:24:34,447 He did! 304 00:24:37,085 --> 00:24:42,962 Chamboussiz nouvelle. Cor dear, would you Adam and Eve it, eh? 305 00:24:43,278 --> 00:24:45,782 Dixon of Kuala Lumpur is involved! 306 00:24:47,797 --> 00:24:49,628 Yeah that's right, the three of us planned it. 307 00:24:49,859 --> 00:24:52,088 But I want you to know I did it purely for the money! 308 00:24:52,277 --> 00:24:53,123 I bet you did. 309 00:24:53,317 --> 00:24:56,985 I retire in a couple of months' time and you should have seen the crummy pension this firm was offering me! 310 00:24:57,599 --> 00:24:59,804 I was gonna get less than Duncan Goodhew's barber! 311 00:25:01,098 --> 00:25:03,443 We needed Tom in with us for his police experience. 312 00:25:03,694 --> 00:25:06,221 He told us what to do, how to make the robbery look genuine. 313 00:25:06,942 --> 00:25:08,553 So where did we fit into all this? 314 00:25:08,853 --> 00:25:10,630 Well, it would have looked a bit dodgy wouldn't it, 315 00:25:10,867 --> 00:25:14,798 if the only witnesses to a 60 grand robbery were the store manager and the head of security! 316 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,002 No, what we wanted was some independent witnesses! 317 00:25:17,231 --> 00:25:27,860 Oh. I see, so that is why you pulled us in? 14 hours just to provide you with an alibi? 318 00:25:28,631 --> 00:25:32,414 Cor, well I'll...just a minute - give me that here! 319 00:25:32,602 --> 00:25:35,619 - Look, where did you get this? - Out of out toy department. 320 00:25:36,233 --> 00:25:39,428 Yeah - I wondered how long Taiwan had been making Lugers! 321 00:25:40,928 --> 00:25:44,082 So what happens now? Are you going to the police? 322 00:25:46,409 --> 00:25:48,947 Na! I'm gonna phone 'em instead. 323 00:25:50,395 --> 00:25:55,167 It's alright, don't panic, don't panic, just winding you up! You are a wally Lennox! 324 00:25:56,373 --> 00:25:57,416 Sorry Del! 325 00:25:57,603 --> 00:26:04,037 What is your mum gonna say, eh? Anyway there's no real harm done right? 326 00:26:04,236 --> 00:26:09,618 No one got hurt, nothing has been nicked! Now listen to me Lennox, you're after a job right? 327 00:26:10,271 --> 00:26:12,022 I've been after one since I left school, Del. 328 00:26:12,198 --> 00:26:14,826 Well I know where there's one going. And I'm well in with the governor! 329 00:26:15,576 --> 00:26:16,771 - You're kidding?? - No. 330 00:26:16,963 --> 00:26:18,179 You reckon you could swing it for me? 331 00:26:18,344 --> 00:26:21,028 I think so, mind you the job does not become available until... 332 00:26:21,217 --> 00:26:25,048 - When d'you retire Tom? - What, him work here - in security?? 333 00:26:25,336 --> 00:26:26,822 Can you think of anyone better? 334 00:26:27,010 --> 00:26:28,986 He'll know exactly who to keep his eye on! 335 00:26:29,195 --> 00:26:34,334 That's right, tell me - what would you prefer, young Lennox or Old Bill? 336 00:26:35,595 --> 00:26:37,245 Welcome to the firm Lennox! 337 00:26:38,421 --> 00:26:40,464 I'll sort you out a uniform, show you yer duties! 338 00:26:40,842 --> 00:26:43,531 That's it Rodney. Come on Albert, come on, we're going. 339 00:26:43,723 --> 00:26:46,182 We're leaving. Let's get out of here! Oh dear. 340 00:26:46,711 --> 00:26:49,013 This lot's gonna have to go straight in the fridge when we get home. 341 00:26:54,708 --> 00:26:56,706 Here are Lennox, save you buying a truncheon, won't it, eh? 342 00:26:57,738 --> 00:27:00,248 Oh, by the way Mr Peterson, I'm coming back to your shop this afternoon. 343 00:27:00,542 --> 00:27:00,983 Why? 344 00:27:01,198 --> 00:27:05,639 'Cos I've got this funny feeling that I am gonna be your millionth customer! What do you think? 345 00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:08,308 I have exactly the same feeling! 346 00:27:09,341 --> 00:27:14,664 You know it makes sense don't ya? Bonjour. 347 00:27:16,747 --> 00:27:20,871 Subtitles by NVL